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There are many traditional Thai massage shops. These are generally not sex related massages at all, though some may extend their services to a little hand relief. (Somebody on a forum said that 300 Baht will secure hand relief from practically every masseuse in Pattaya, however if you don't ask you don't get)

More adventurous massage parlours seem to advertise their wares with the term 'body massage'. Perhaps they are better known by their customers as 'soapy massages'. The basic idea is that you get a body massage lubricated with lots of soapy water followed by a bout on the bed.

The following reviews are those that I come across on the web, in guide books, from contributors and of course from my own visits. All contributors have a right to their opinions and will be posted even if in disagreement with my views. And of course parlour owners may present a rosy picture of their shops...so don't take everything at face value.

If anyone would like to add a review or information please email Dave at webmaster@pattayagogos.com

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Body Massage Parlours

Heaven Entertainment Complex

149/352-61 Moo 9 Sukhumvit Road
 Heaven Entertainment Complex

  From Walt, Sep 2009: Not Soapy Enough

I visited in September. I refused to get into tub very dirty. Girl was terrible. Stopped session after 10 minutes and they would not refund money

  From Pattaya Secrets, Jan 2007: Superstar Prima Donna

Girls on the superstar tier are 2500 Baht. Also be warned that once selected, there is no recourse to money back if the superstar turns out to be a prima donna.

  Review from Pattaya Secrets, March 2006: Jet-Powered Shower

I have been there a couple of times, though about 15 months ago.

Recall it cost around 1800.

Some quality gash there, no grief and decent rooms.

Lower floors have an unusual jet-powered shower with a seat gizmo all in glass, while the higher floors have the traditional big bath like the other soapies.

  Review 2005:

Heaven Entertainment Complex is one of the major establishments with a large selection of young women and often caters for the visiting Koreans, Chinese and Japanese as well as the regular Thais.

The prices vary depending upon the young lady but are from 1500 to 2000 baht in general. The rooms are comfortable and there are bars and massage in the complex as well as games. The area can get very busy, as can the girls.

Nansy Body Massage

South Pattaya Road
 Nansy Body Massage

Closed a long time ago. Was next to Center Condo.

PP Massage frontage

PP Body Massage

92/26-28 Moo 9 Soi 21 (Soi Jirapol), 3rd Road

 PP Body Massage

This parlour pays commission to taxi drivers so don't necessarily believe their recommendations. PP Massage is between 3rd Road & Soi Buakow  a few minutes walk from X-Zyte Disco - It is  sign posted from 3rd Road just south of Pattaya Klang

  Review from Pattaya Ghost, November 2008:

Generally popular with Asian customers rather than farangs.

The women are split into two classes, but sit together (not separated as the “models” sometimes are elsewhere.) One group, with red badges are the “regular” girls and those with blue badges are the “young and new” girls, according to the papasans. Both groups have a lot of lookers, but the blue badges are all in their teens and very early 20s.

Red badge girls are 2,000 baht all-inclusive and blue badgers are 2,500 baht, both for 90 minutes.

My two visits to P.P. came just before 10 p.m. and around midnight, both on weekdays. The fishbowl was still surprisingly well stocked. But I was also surprised at the number of bigger (and not as in tall) girls. With ample bosoms, a friend and a papasan both agreed they made for good masseuses. But I’m also guessing the Indian clientele wants some girls with meat on their bones.

There are no tables to pull a girl out to chat with and no sideliners. But you can hang out on the sofa and take in the view with a drink. Beer and Coke are all under 100 baht and there’s no drama if you decide to simply up and leave, which a friend and I did on our first visit.

If you’re looking for more attractive women than you’d find in the common farang-oriented soapies and care much about the flashiness of the facilities, P.P. massage might be a hidden pleasure worth discovering.

  Review from Dmitri, Dec 2007: Overall Good Experience But...

Overall good experience but the service has some room for improvement.

Came early afternoon, almost no other customers and 20+ ladies.

Took a drink (60 Bt) and wanted to talk to a lady first at a table (I've seen guys sitting with girls in Sabailand before).

The employee said it wasn't possible and I had to decide only from what I see, which seemed a bit risky to me but I didn't want to waste my trip there. The price of 2000 Baht was the highest I've seen. On the good side, many ladies kept smiling and waving.

Finally went upstairs with my choice. She turned out a bit heavier than looked when seated but very pretty face. The room had no toilet attached, had to go to the end of corridor (didn't expect it for that price). As I was heading for the toilet, an employee asked about a lady drink. I didn't say yes but when I came back, he brought the drink nevertheless and wanted me to pay. When he brought back the change, he asked for tips in quite pushy way, which I found too much and didn't give any. I told the girl I rather give it to her and she was quite happy. The best thing - she was in a good mood and even complained about her boyfriend hitting her. What came after was great, no complaints. I tipped her 200 Bt and she asked nicely for 100 Bt more, of course I didn't mind.

  Review from Nana Plaza March 2006: Saggy Experience

I enter and there is about 15 girls behind the glass and I take a seat on a couch and order a beer. I look around and there are lots of smiles and I pick a girl who looks like she has the biggest tits as I think this will enhance the experience. We are off and I pay 2000 baht then up the stairs and into the room. Now I expect a jacuzzi, but there's an air mattress in a shower stall. She tells me to undress and I shed my clothes as does she. Everything fell apart when her clothes came off. Saggy tits, c-section scar and a flat ass. I wanted to put my clothes back on at that point but felt it would be cruel and that they wouldn't give me my money back.

Sabai Dee

Sabai Dee

2nd Road
(opposite Festival Shopping Centre known for its Big C)

 Sabai Dee

Some say the rooms are better and the gals younger. The latest reports suggest that an all in fee of 1600-1800 Baht is now charged similar to nearby parlours

Sabai Land

Sabai Land

102/1 Moo 9 2nd Road
(opposite Festival Shopping Centre known for its Big C)

 Sabai Land

  News May 2008: Inflation

The all in fee is now variously reported as 1600 or 1700 Baht

  Review from Pattaya Secrets 2006: Your Basic Soapy

The girls are a little far to see well unless you choose a viewing seat near the front. There are about 30 girls to select from.

The rooms are ok without being luxurious.

The girl was good in a mechanistic sort of way but did not go overboard on being friendly. Covered first course too.

There is an all in charge of 1600 Baht (plus tip for the girl).

  2004:

This place is smaller in size and usually less girls than Sabai Room but some pretty ones, nevertheless. You can make your choice whilst supping a beer.

Sabai Room

Sabai Room

78/20 Moo 9 2nd Road
(next door to Festival Shopping Centre known for its Big C)

Tel: 038 361475

 Sabai Room

  News May 2008: Inflation

The all in fee is now reported variously as 1600 or 1700 Baht.

  Review Feb 2007: Fantastic Soapy

It was my first time in Pattaya and I went to the Sabai Room. I had a fantastic soapy from a girl and then spent 4 days with her. No charge! so cant say that this is a bad place. Will be going again in May!

  November 2005:

I would just like to add some positive feedback on this establishment. I went with a group of mates on my first day in Thailand. There is a time limit of 90 minutes.

Prices: All in basic charge of 1600 Baht for a 90-120 minute session.

  November 2005:

I've been telling all my newbie friends to avoid this pile of garbage. The girls are decent but the rooms are filthy and the waiters are downright rude! I've never been back, missing this place is no great loss.

  2004:

60/80 girls seem to start the day but numbers dwindle in the evening  Good standard, some beauties. You can sit and drink beer at tables and then select. Good Mama/Papa-san.

Susie massage

Susie Massage

Beach Road, corner Soi 4

Tel: 038 428-916

 Susie Massage

  October 2005:

On the Beach Road adjacent to the Susie Massage parlor, there is a Karaoke bar called 'Susie Karaoke'. This bar is for Japanese only. But the Susie Massage parlor right behind the bar is for everyone.

I've been to the 'Susie Massage' parlour not so long ago. And I couldn't stay away from it. I came back there again and again. One of the ladies there had an awesome-looking body. Nice tits, big nipples, slim waist, heart-shaped full cheeky ass, and sexy long legs. And she was very nice to me too.

From a letter to Pattaya Mail newspaper:

Recently I tried to enter the Susie Karaoke. I was ushered out of the establishment and was told that they catered to Japanese only, but I could use the body massage on the second floor."

Fishbowl at VIP Massage

VIP Massage

Diamond Beach Hotel
Walking Street: Soi Diamond

 VIP Massage

  December 2005:

The fishbowl is in a corner so if you sit at the back of the bar you cant see, and the front of the bar is full of Japanese or Koreans. You need to do a bit of manouvering to get a good view to make your selection.

The girls are certainly top notch and in my opinion the rooms are far superior than either of the 3 Sabais. It is more a massage place with full service rather than a soapy. Cant remember the prices, but no more expensive than the Sabais. If you are in Walking Street it is a good alternative to trekking uptown, give it a go its well worth it.

Prices:

700 Baht for 1.5 hour massage and only covers the basic massage

 

 Wheelchair Access

At first glance many of the massage parlours may seem less than ideal for wheelchair access with steps outside and upstairs rooms etc. However this should not be considered as a big problem as the parlours are in the business of catering to peoples needs.

Each of the larger parlours has Mama/Papa-san who is effectively an organiser to make sure that there are people on hand to assist customers. He will also be able to tell you which girls are will be most able to ensure a happy visit.

 Couples

All the big 3 Sabai soapies will cater for couples.  We were always asked after picking girls if want one room or 2.

 

Out of Town Body Massage Parlours

Akane Fashion Massage

Bangkok

 Akane Fashion Massage

 Review November 2009:

A very nice place I usually go in Bangkok, is Akane.

They have their own price list, I usually take the 50 minutes, 1.100 Baht, massage and BJ.

Quite professional.

Asia Massage

Chonburi

 Asia Massage

  Review March 2006: Few Farangs

This is my favorite Soapy of all time.

Located in Chonburi City, across from Forum Shopping Center in a small alley way.

Price: 800 baht
Time: 1.5 hours
Services: Soapy bath, BBBJ (some), Full service
Girls: range from 4-8's

This is the best kept soapy secret here in Chonburi. This place is not frequented by many farangs. Actually, I am the only regular and I have seen 1 other farang in there. Except for the people that I have taken there.

Definitely worth a look if you are passing through Chonburi.

Galaxy Entertainment Complex

Galaxy Entertainment Complex

Sukhumvit Road
Bang Saen (about 30km north of Pattaya)

From 12:30pm

 Galaxy Entertainment Complex

  Review from Matt, Jan 2008: I wish I hadn't

I'm not a great fan of body massages but thought I'd check this place out when I was in the area. I wish I hadn't.

It's more expensive than the big Pattaya soapies, with fewer and lower quality ladies, worse rooms and bad service. This isn't a place for rich Thais. Bang Saen is the Thai equivalent of Blackpool, full of Thais who can't afford to get to a proper beach resort. I guess Galaxy is a place for Thais who can't afford the Bangkok soapies.

There's no fishbowl, just a row of about 20 seats for the ladies. There were between 3 and 10 girls sitting down at any one time. This compares to up to 100 girls in the big Sabai places in Pattaya. There must have been about 20 Thai guys inside and the good looking ladies were gone as soon as they'd sat down.

I saw a girl I liked and the papasan assured me she had no babies and no tattoos. I paid my 1900 baht but once we got into the room and she undressed I saw a massive tattoo on her back, one on her shoulder and one on her saggy breast. She had a flabby, stretch-marked belly and udder-like breasts which were a total turn off. I was thinking of taking her back and complaining to the papasan but we were already in the bath and if he scammed me before I didn't fancy my chances of a refund.

So I went ahead with it but there was no soapie or jacuzzi, just a bath, a totally lame massage on the bed then I got the rest over as quickly as possible.

The room was freezing cold as they have industrial aircon in them that can't be adjusted or even turned off. It was so cold both I and the girl wanted to leave after 40 minutes were up (I'd paid for 90) so that was it.

You can get a better short time in soi 6 for half the price. If you want a decent soapie check out Sabai Dee for 1600 baht. Stay away from this place.

  Review from Pattaya Talk, March 2006: No Attitude

I personally think that this is the best place to go, much better than Sabailand and all the Pattaya places, the girls have no attitude and are pretty good looking.

The place opens at about 12.30 pm every day, weekdays there's not many girls until around 1.30-2.00 though.

The price is 1700 for the left side (these are the ones that may have had kids or might not be that attractive), for the right hand side (the counter) its 1900.

In general the 1900 girls are smart looking, a bit Thai style I.e. white skin, slim and narak (cute)....but there are a few big titties if you like that sort of thing.

  Review 2005: A Cut Above

Galaxy Entertainment Complex in Bang Saen is a cut above the Pattaya soapies and I've not heard a bad report from anyone who's been there. The ideal time to hit it is after a game of golf at one of the Bang Saen/Sri Racha courses around 4:00 p.m., Mon to Thu (it gets a lot of Bangkok customers Thu-Sun).

As well as the fishbowl you have sideliners, "no-bra" girls, nightclub, karaoke lounges, restaurant, lounge etc. Cost of a sideliner last year was 1,700 Baht for 2 hours in a standard room .... add on an extra 200 Baht if you are in a group and want to share a party room with 4 bedrooms leading off. The mamasan is a great lady, speaks excellent English and has none of the pushy tactics sometimes found in the main Pattaya soapies.

It is very much a Thai orientated place so it helps if you have someone along with you who knows the score on how it all works. There are many places out of Pattaya & Bangkok which are not known to tourist farangs. These area are meant for Thai rich people. There you will get a real good stuff. Galaxy Bang Sean is one of them.

Happy World

Chonburi
 Happy World

  Review from Pattaya Talk, March 2006: Not So Happy

Personally I wouldn't give happy world the time of day, have been there a couple of times and to be honest it was Piss poor, all the best ones get taken as soon as they walk through the door, or else they have been booked by phone. The police raid the place on a regular basis.

 

Non Traditional Massage

Dream Teen Massage

Dream Teen Massage

Soi 21 (Soi Jirapol) (20m off Soi Buakhao towards PP Massage and 3rd Road)

Tel: 038 411105

www.dream-teen.net

 Dream Teen Massage

Opened January 2006

  Review from DavidT, Sep 2007: Quite a Nice Afternoon

The thaianxiety page with the Dream Teen massage tempted me to a 1st time call in.

Nice foyer and some helpful ladies with good smiles, greetings and quite viewable knockers.

"Business very bad" said the boss lady. Then a guy from the local laundry took away about 200 used towels. How many towels per day when the business is good I am thinking.

From the menu I choose 1.5 hrs aroma/oil massage @ 550 Baht up front. No choice of ladies as they are rotating them according to poverty levels in this very low season...

I get to the 1st floor with help from my caretaker Noi, A nice lady who it turns out is a near neighbour!

A good massage and some + Baht for a happy ending + a small Heineken for 70 Baht.

Quite a nice afternoon.

(I pondered why they pay 69 USD per year for a web page hit-counter that you can get elsewhere for free, eg like that used on DavidT)

  Review from Alex, Sep 2007: Smile on My Face

Nice clean venue, friendly girls and really nice mama san opted for 1.5 hour oil massage and was not disappointed think I paid 500 baht you have to try the balls massage out of this fricking world thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

I got stung a little for extras but left with a smile on my face so who cares (customer satisfaction not an issue).

  News from Dream Teen Massage, July 2007: Dreamier

The customer lounge has been enlarged and completely re-decorated. We have also done up all our rooms which now all feature designer wall-paper, some are fitted with wall mirrors. The VIP room now looks like a real Oriental boudoir.

The website at www.dream-teen.net has been upgraded to show off the new facilities.

We currently have 16 girls working in our shop; some young, some not so young; some small and some not so small.

We have lowered our prices for the low season and 1 hour of oil or lotion massage, including balls massage, is now available at 400 baht.

  Editorial: Not a Soapy

I have received and read many comments and offer the following paragraph to summarise them.

The basic massage is pretty traditional. It is not a soapy. At Dream Teen you pay for and get an hour of non-sex but erotic oil-like massage followed by a balls massage.  Many people have commented that they found this very enjoyable but several, expecting something closer to a soapy have been disappointed.

  Review from Pattaya Secrets, Sept 2006: 5 Times

My choice was 1.5 hours oil massage including balls massage (550baht)

Your next choice was which girl. You are shown a book of photographs and you pick which one you want. Didn't happen every time, I was offered 'this girl ok' as a girl was at by the front desk, but politely refused and chose my own. The only problem with the album is that not every girl works every day and some of the girls are 'busy' when you arrive.

You are then shown to a very clean air conditioned room. Your lady will help you shower and then get down to massage. The quality of massage varies between girls, but is relaxing and serves its purpose. The balls massage is done at the end.

I visited here 5 times on my trip!

Gentlemen logo

Gentleman Corner Spa Massage

3rd Road: A few doors south of junction with Pattaya Nua (North Road)

www.pattaya-world.com/gm

 Gentleman Corner Spa Massage

  From Gentlemen, Sep 2007: Soapy Tradition

We are really want to supply the best service to the customers.

Our shop is now unique with new ladies that are shy and inexperienced. Many are students, hair dressers or office ladies.

We are a combination between old fashioned soapy massage and luxury Thai massage.

 Review from Pattaya Secrets Gentlemen, Aug 2007: Freelancers

On entering I was met by a friendly Thai guy. Starting price was 850 Baht for a 60 minute massage, then 1,200 Baht for a “Happy Ending” and 1,900 Baht for a 60 minute massage entailing the “full service”.

The guy explained that the girls working here were all “Freelancers” (students, office workers etc) and were all young and attractive, from the selection of six girls on offer I would have to agree they were above the usual standard offered by massage parlors. He also went to great lengths to say that this service was not “rushed”.

I selected a girl and was taken to an en-suite room, this was better than most rooms I have used recently but was not the height of luxury. She proceeded with the massage which was poor at best and awful at worst.

  Review from John, May 2007: Coffee Machine

A good choice of young pretty girls and not expensive.

Always a good massage and a tip afterwards is up to you, music too.

The papasan is friendly and speaks good English which is a big plus.

You can pick from a menu with fixed prices and there's a 10% discount for regulars.

Pleased to hear that a proper coffee machine is on order.

  Review April 2007: Made me Gasp

The Thai Papasan speaks English and helps out with the menu of services. There are about 10 mostly aging but pleasant "girls". You pay cashier after treatment, tip girl in so-so quality room. Opted for 75 minutes @ 999 Baht.

Climb 4 flights of stairs! Shower and free bottle of water. No coffee or tea. Shower packs up after massage - no water.

Massage is just a rub down with some salad oil. Lady has no traditional massage schooling. No dual shower as she stayed fully clothed. Racket on the radio system. Bogs are one floor below. Lots of building construction underway.

I was just thinking it was a waste of 75 min/999 Baht when she grabbed my dick and balls. I am usually insensitive to hand jobs but this assault was from a real professional and made me gasp.

Good and not so good at the Club.

The cashier did not offer me 1 Baht change from my 1K note.

Parking is OK down side street.

  Review from Pattaya Chat, Feb 2007: Pretty Girls

Expensive, but some very pretty girls. I paid 1250 Baht for a bikini oil massage with happy ending (60 minutes)

 

Traditional Massage (with Extras)

Bamboo Massage

South Pattaya Road
(Near junction with Walking Street above Bamboo Bar))
 Bamboo Massage

All the girls give excellent hj for the traditional 300 Baht. Quite nice room with specialist massage table.

Bulaporn Massage

Pattaya Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office)
 Bulaporn Massage

With some nice looking ladies. I have never not had them offer "special Massage". They start asking at 500B and nod for 300.

Culture Club

2nd Road Soi: Honey Inn
 Culture Club

The sign boasts that the venue is a bar, restaurant and massage parlour. The sign of course suggest traditional massage but the only review that I have read suggests that you 'get what you pay for' The girls waiting out front are an attractive bunch but there are warnings that lady boys have been spotted

 Review from Pattaya Secrets Oct 2007: Extra Cut

A large room with curtained off massage areas.

Extras available but a bit of a to do as the owner wants an extra cut should this occur.

Happy Dreams

Pattaya Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office)
 Happy Dreams

  June 2006:

Had a great time and not expensive either.

Homme Massage

2nd Road Soi: Honey Inn

 Homme Massage

  Review from Pattaya Secrets, April 2006: Assertive

The girls outside are pretty 'assertive' in trying to drum up trade from passers by. Perhaps not the most beautiful girls but a damn good massage.

Horseshoe Point

Soi Pornprapa
Soi Siam Country Club
(Lake Mabprachan)

www.horseshoepoint.com

 Horseshoe Point

There's hot & cold public baths, dry & steam saunas, a nice size pool, many willing ladies

Jan Massage

Soi Honey Inn
off
Soi Buakhao

 Jan Massage

  Review from Freddie, June 2006:

No private rooms, but they have a girl with awesome boobs there, who does allow a little touchy-feely, and they are worth it.

MJ Massage

Pattaya Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office)
 MJ Massage

Private rooms kitted out with shower and massage table.

Naklua Steam & Sauna

Naklua: Soi 11

www.naklua-sauna.com

 Naklua Steam & Sauna

  News from Pattaya Secrets, Nov 2009: Teens Gone

The parlour is still open but no longer offers girls for "off", short time and teen massage

  Review from Pattaya Chat, April 2007: Lookers

Not so many girls as the Pattaya branch but some are lookers. They all ask/expect 500 baht for a Happy ending. Some offer more. 150 for 1 hour Thai & 300 for oil. You can double up and have 2 girls if you choose.

Nattaya Massage

Beach Road: Soi 13
(opposite Sandy Springs Hotel)

 Nattaya Massage

Will massage anything for the right baht. Ask for the back room VIP massage

Orar Massage

Small Soi connecting Soi Xzyte & Soi Buakhao

Orar

 Orar Massage

A few fresh girls offering a very happy ending. Bought out in mid 2009 by noted girls previously working at Stand By in Soi Honey.

Orchid Massage

3rd Road
(By Buffalo Bar)

 Orchid Massage

Small shop with the usual massages and extras but also goldfish bowl style selection.

Pattaya Steam & Sauna

Naklua: Soi 33
 Pattaya Steam & Sauna

  Review from Pattaya Chat, April 2007: Lookers

Plenty of girls and a lot are lookers. They all ask/expect 500 baht for a Happy ending. Some offer more. 150 for 1 hour Thai & 300 for oil. You can double up and have 2 girls if you choose.

phaingirn

Phaingirn Massage

2nd Road: Soi 3

 

 Phaingirn Massage

 Review from Freddie, Sep 2007: All-Inclusive

I have been going here for over 5 years, never had a girl look bad at me when I did not offer a tip.

I believe from talking to the mamasan that it is all-inclusive, its just that business is really slow so the girls are looking for a little thank you.

  Comment April 2007: Included?

It seems the consensus of opinion is that hand jobs are not included in the price and the girls would be a little disappointed if the traditional 300 Baht were not offered

  Review from Steffen, Dec 2006: Hardly Relaxing

I visited Phaingirn Massage in Soi 3 today, and had a very bad experience there.

The house have buidling workers doing some changes, they where running in and out of the separate rooms, and very noisy, shouting and so on. After ½ hour I put on my clothes and vent down to the reception and wanted some money back, but no, only a fob off.

Give them a big minus from me.

  Review from Pattaya Secrets, April 2006: Hands Included

In soi 3 there's a massage that includes the hand job in the price. They have a couple of really nice ladies, but most of them are at the best average. Only paid 500 for 2 hours of oil massage and the extra treatment. Was really shocked the first time I went there.

  Summer 2005: Going Rate

Always a happy ending and she will shower you after. 300 Baht is the going rate for a hand job

PP Massage

2nd Road Soi: Honey Inn
 PP Massage

Bar & Massage, not to be confused by the much larger PP Body Massage.

  Review June 2007: Mentioned in Dispatches

Good reports on the Pattaya forums with good BJs by pretty ladies at 500 Baht

Rut Massage

Pratamnak Road
(opposite Marine Plaza)

 Rut Massage

  Review by DavidT Sep 2007: Relax and Enjoy

Mature and experienced ladies who genuinely seem to want you to relax and enjoy.

Extra cuddles come with friendly smiles and words. A (nut-)cracking good 1 hour oil massage costs 350 Baht + tip.

Serenity Massage

Serenity Massage

Soi LK Pavilion
Third Road and South Pattaya Road

www.samaimassage.com

 Serenity Massage

  Review by TerminalMan, February 2009: Serene

Looked clean and slightly unusual design on the window. I was staying across the street at the LK Pavilion, so I looked at the place everyday as I walked by. Seemed quite dead in the early afternoon but fairly busy at night. After a week I found myself with nothing to do and went in. The girls were busy upstairs but the cashier - Om - said she could give me a foot massage. This girl looked very young and said she was 18. The foot massage was surprisingly good but she was too strong on my neck. Still better than I expected,

About halfway through a very attractive girl with an amaz9ing smile even by Thai standards came down with her client and I watched as they sat outside for a bit. Two more girls came down stairs before I was finished with my massage. After paying, I was offered water, tea of coffee. I took a coffee and sat down next to the girl outside - Ooy. I made a joke that they should deliver to the hotel, and she said that it was no extra cost for massage in your room in buildings on this block. I setup an appoint for her for the next night at 10pm for two hour oil. As they close at midnight, I was hoping I could turn this into a long time. We sat and talked for a bit, she seemed to understand the US version of English better than most.

As I left I notuiced the website address on the door: samaimassage.com - I guess Serenity.com was taken - and checked it out back at the hotel. The page only shows two massage girls, neither of which I saw while I was there. Om was listed as cashier.

Ooy showed up exactly on time - a first in Thailand I think - and proceeded to give me an excellent oil massage. I was unable to coax - or buy - her into a long time as she explained her boyfriend was in town. No happy ending seemed forthcoming either, but I am not skilled at asking for this if it is not hinted at or expressly offered.

All in all though I was very happy with my treatment both within and without the establishment. No happy ending, but plenty of places everywhere else for that. I enjoyed my massage and joking with the girls. I look forward to partonizing them again when I return in April.

Siam Sauna

Soi Siam Country Club

 Siam Sauna

All the trimmings in a very attractive setting

Silom Massage

Silom Sauna

Pattaya Soi 3

 Silom Sauna

Oil massage for 250 baht and including handjob is 750bht is well worth it [somebody should have negotiated harder!]. Very talented staff!

Smile Massage

Jomtien Soi 6

 Smile Massage

Extras are to be had at this shop but it is not quite such a safe bet as Yellow House next door

Stand By Girl Massage

Soi Honey Inn
off
Soi Buakhao

 Stand By Girl Massage

In same ownership as Stand By Girls 2

  Review by polleke Oct 2007: Very Pleasant Stay

I had a 2 hour oil massage for 400 Baht. I must say not bad at all but had some better ones. The girl I had was great fun though. She had an offer for 330 Baht for HJ, 400 for BJ and more.  Had a very pleasant stay for 2 hours.

There are a number of massage salons at soi honey inn and some of the girls can get a bit aggressive to pull you in. Just smile and give her a hug and say you pop in later. No problem.

  June 2006:

The rooms and shower are not special and not so clean but the girls have certainly pleased several Pattaya forum members

Stand By Girls 2

Soi Buakhao

Stand By Girls 2

In same ownership as Stand By Girl

  April 2007:

Full service available but in a curtained off area

Win's Massage

Soi Chayaphun
off
Soi Buakhao

 Win's Massage

Getting a lot of good press on Pattaya Secrets

Yellow House

Jomtien Soi 6

 Yellow House

The girls are always happy to give extras in this shop

  Review June 2007: Mentioned in Dispatches

Good reports on the Pattaya forums with good BJs by several pretty ladies.

 

 Blind Massage


There are many places to go for a traditional massage for the sake of the massage rather than sex or extras. I have pretty near zero expertise or knowledge of these venues so I will not attempt to list them apart from the following:

The Thai Blind Massage Institute (TBMI)is a well worthwhile organisation that provides high quality and cheap massage for the customer whilst providing a job for those that would otherwise find it difficult.

TBMI sign

TBMI

Jomtien Complex
413/89 Thappraya Road

09:30 - 21:30

Tel: 038 251 851

  TBMI

Just 200 meters from the beach, blind men and women provide excellent, professional massage at a low price. While enjoying their massage, customers will also be helping the blind masseurs/ses and their families. Customers are also invited to enjoy free coffee or tea in the institute’s “cozy corner”.

The Thai Blind Massage Institute has three air-conditioned rooms and one big fan room. Privacy is secured by beautiful, hand-woven cotton curtains, made by handicapped women. The buttons are “home made” out of coconut shells.

The blind have all received thorough training in the North of Thailand (Chiang Mai) and all have certificates showing they have successfully completed at least 300 hours of training. Many also have years of professional experience.

Susiree Blind Massage

256/32 Moo 5
Naklua Road: Soi 20

  Sousiree Blind Massage

News Feb 2007: Closed

Now closed due to expiry of lease but there is another branch described below

Review from Pattaya Secrets, June 2006: Recommended

Just wanted to recommend a great traditional massage place that helps those that have lost, or were born without sight.

It is called 'Sousiree Blind Massage' and is at 256/32 Moo 5, Soi Naklua 20, Pattaya-Naklua road, North pattaya, just up from the Dolphin roundabout.  Take the second soi on the left and go about 250 yards down on the left, there is a big garden in front.

It is 170B for an hour and is a great way of giving a little to those with a disabilty trying to work for a living.

You can have 1 or 2 hours, hard or soft, man or woman.

Susireeporn Blind Massage

576/5 Moo 10
Pattaya 3rd Road
(200m east of Thappraya Road)

Tel 038 252248

  Susireeporn Blind Massage

Review from Pattaya Secrets, Feb 2007: Deserves Your Support

This place deserves your support. All the masseurs are blind and this enterprise gives them a chance to earn a living and some self respect.

When you go in, you pay for whichever massage you fancy and enter a large room with mattresses. A sighted person brings the masseur to you and off they go. This place does not have "extras" but after an hour you can leave feeling refreshed and with the knowledge that for once on your trip your baht has done some good for a change. So come on guys get your legs down there and give some help to some of those less fortunate than us.

I spent an hour this afternoon having my massage and it is still 120 Baht (+tip) which is pretty cheap even for pattaya. I actually paid the more massive sum of 140 Baht (+tip)to have it done in the "air-con " room rather than the cheaper fan option. An absolute bargain.



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